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A fancy way of saying you cursed out Monday because it was a total mess.
I woke up late and my dog pooped on my shoes. FABOM!
My alarm didn't go off and I missed my train. FABOM.
I had to eat breakfast at 11 AM. FABOM.
FABOM
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A loud declaration that Monday is the worst day ever, and you're not afraid to say it.
FABOM! I have meetings and no coffee.
FABOM! My boss is in a bad mood.
FABOM! I forgot my lunch again.
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When you're so angry at Monday that you take it out on everyone around you.
FABOM! I yelled at my sister for no reason.
FABOM! I threw my toast at the wall.
FABOM! I cursed my printer for not working.
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A swear-filled way of telling Monday that it's not welcome.
FABOM! I don't want to be here.
FABOM! I'm not ready for work yet.
FABOM! My coffee is cold and I hate it.
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A total meltdown that only happens on Monday because it's the worst day of the week.
FABOM! My hair is a mess and I'm still in pajamas.
FABOM! I spilled my coffee on my shirt.
FABOM! My cat knocked over my cereal.