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I saw her ex's profile pic and it was still him. I cried.

He changed his name to 'Bryan' and I knew it was him. I sent him a message.

She posted a selfie and I thought she was dead. I texted her mom.

I saw he had a new job and I texted him, 'You still owe me $20.'

She posted a picture of her cat and I said, 'You're still single? What's wrong with you?'

He had 10 likes on a photo and I messaged him, 'You're not even that popular.'

I saw she had a new bf and I sent her a message: 'You took my pizza and now you have a bf? What's next?'

He posted a picture of his dog and I texted him, 'You have a dog now? You're going downhill.'

She changed her status to 'working' and I replied, 'You're still working? I thought you were rich.'

She posted a vacation picture and I said, 'You went on vacation and I had to work. You're my enemy.'

He changed his bio to 'I'm rich now' and I messaged him, 'You're rich? I'm broke. You're my enemy.'

She had 50 likes on a post and I texted her, 'You have 50 likes and I have zero. You're my enemy.'

I saw she had a new boyfriend and I sent her a message: 'You're still mad at me? Why?'

He posted a picture of his new car and I replied, 'You got a new car and you're still mad at me? What's wrong with you?'

She changed her profile picture and I texted her, 'You changed your picture again. Are you still mad at me?'

I saw she had a new job and I texted her, 'You got a new job. What about me?'

He posted a picture of his new house and I messaged him, 'You got a new house. What about me?'

She changed her status to 'busy' and I replied, 'You're busy. What about me?'