Fabmortem

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A person who died because they were stupid and now everyone else is scared of them.
That guy got hit by a bus because he walked in front of it. Now he's a fabmortem.
She died from eating 100 hot dogs. Everyone's gonna remember her.
He got electrocuted by a toaster. Now he's a warning to all lazy people.
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Someone who died so hard it made the whole world cringe.
He jumped off a cliff and landed on a pile of spikes. Classic fabmortem move.
She got run over by a truck while texting. The whole street was watching.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and exploded. Now he's a legend.
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A human who died in such a bad way that it's now a public embarrassment.
He got stuck in a vending machine and couldn't get out. Now he's a fabmortem.
She tried to catch a falling meteor and got burned. Everyone laughed at her.
He died from a banana peel. The whole world is now mocking him.
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A person who died so badly that it became a cautionary tale for all future humans.
He got hit by a truck while jaywalking. Now he's a cautionary tale.
She tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and choked. Now she's famous for dying badly.
He fell into a volcano. No one will ever forget that.
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A human who died so hard that it made the universe go 'oh no, not again'.
He got eaten by a bear while trying to take a selfie. The universe was sad.
She died from a 1000-piece puzzle. No one understands that.
He tried to fly and crashed into a lake. Now the universe is tired of his death.
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