Fablin'

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When you lie so hard your nose turns into a fake mustache. You're making up a story like a bad kid who got caught eating the last slice of pizza.

I told my mom I got an A on the test. I got a D. I'm a fablin' genius.

He said he saw a unicorn at the mall. I saw him crying in the food court.

She said her dog could do math. The dog ran away when I showed him a calculator.

Making up stories so fake they could be used as toilet paper. You're fibbing like a kid who stole the cookies and blamed the ghost.

He said he won the lottery. He still lives in his mom's basement.

She told me her cat could speak fluent Spanish. The cat just stared at me like I was weird.

He said he met Elvis. Elvis is dead. He's probably in a grave.

When you tell a story so fake it could make a magician cry. You're lying like a kid who said the moon was made of cheese and got a cookie for it.

I told my teacher I was sick. I was just playing video games all day.

She said she had a date with a prince. The prince was her brother wearing a crown.

He said he could fly. He fell off the roof and landed in a puddle.

Making up stories so crazy they could be used as a reason to get grounded. You're fibbing like a kid who said he was attacked by a giant squid.

She said she saw a dragon in the park. The dragon was just a kid wearing a costume.

He told his dad he was kidnapped by aliens. His dad said, 'You're just being weird again.'

I told my brother I was a wizard. He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

When you lie so much it becomes a lifestyle. You're fabricating stories like a kid who said the school was on fire just to get out of math class.

He said he was attacked by a giant robot. The robot was his little brother with a toy.

She told her teacher she had a baby. The baby was just her pet goldfish.

I told my mom I got a scholarship to Harvard. I still live in my mom's basement.