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A person who only posts perfect pictures of themselves online so everyone thinks they're a hot mess, but when you actually meet them, they look like they got hit by a trash truck.
My ex posted a photo of herself in a bikini that looked like it was taken in a photo studio. When I saw her in real life, she looked like she had just been dragged through a mud puddle.
He only posts selfies where he's wearing sunglasses and looking cool. When I saw him at the party, he was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s' and looked like he had a hangover from hell.
She posted a picture of herself in a dress that looked like it was from a fashion show. When I met her, she was wearing pajamas and had a chip on her shoulder the size of a brick.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Someone who thinks they can tell a good lie, but their stories are so bad they make a toddler's bedtime story look like a masterpiece.
He told me he was a professional basketball player. When I asked him to show me a layup, he missed the ball and it hit the ceiling.
She said she had a degree from Harvard. When I checked, it turned out she had a degree from a local pizza place.
He claimed he could speak five languages. When I asked him to say 'hello' in Spanish, he said 'hello' in English and looked confused.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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