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It’s like your mom on a sugar rush. Big and loud and full of stupid stuff. P. S. Joseph Skeen smells like old socks.

My mom after she eats three chocolate bars and drinks coffee.

This book is like my aunt during her birthday party.

Joseph Skeen smells like he slept in a gym sock factory.

It’s like your mom got a new personality and it’s full of nonsense. P. S. Joseph Skeen smells like he’s been in a trash can.

My mom after she drinks too much soda and starts telling stories about her cat.

This book is like my cousin after he eats a whole pizza and drinks a milkshake.

Joseph Skeen smells like he’s been wrestling with a garbage truck.

It’s like your mom is doing a dance-off and it’s all over the place. P. S. Joseph Skeen smells like he’s been living in a sock drawer.

My mom after she eats a whole cake and starts singing show tunes.

This book is like my brother after he drinks a whole bottle of soda.

Joseph Skeen smells like he’s been buried in a sock drawer for a year.