Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A game where you can poke your junk in kids' faces after you kick their butts so hard they cry.

I played Fable for 10 hours straight. My face is still red from laughing.

My cousin tried to beat me in Fable. Now he’s crying in the corner.

Fable is like a meatball. It looks good, but it’s all junk inside.

2

A game made by Peter Molyneux, who promised the moon and a sandwich, but only gave you a piece of bread.

Peter Molyneux said Fable was the best game ever. It's just okay.

I believed Peter Molyneux. Now I have a headache and a broken console.

Fable was the best game ever. Then it wasn’t.

3

Choken the chicken, spanken da monkey, this is like a toddler’s version of a bedtime story, but with more butt slapping.

I told my kid to go to sleep. He said, 'I want to spanken da monkey.'

My teacher made me read Fable. I fell asleep mid-sentence.

Fable is like a story, but it’s full of junk and nonsense.

4

A fake story that’s like a fairy tale, but with more magic and less sense.

My mom told me a fairy tale. I preferred Fable because it had more butt slapping.

Fable is like a bedtime story, but it’s not for kids. It’s for people who like to be kicked in the face.

I read Fable and cried. Then I laughed. Then I cried again.

5

A word that means someone looks like they could be your next lover, but only if you're into junk and nonsense.

My crush is fuckable. He looks like he could be my next lover.

My friend said I was fuckable. I said, 'I’m not. I’m just ugly.'

My teacher called me fuckable. I told her to shut up and give me a grade.

6

When someone promises you something amazing, and then it turns out to be a piece of junk.

Peter Molyneux promised me the moon. I got a broken console.

I believed Fable would be amazing. It wasn’t. It was junk.

I thought Fable was the best game. It was just okay.

7

When someone tells you to behave, but they’re the ones acting like a kid who just got kicked in the face.

My teacher preached moral precepts. Then she yelled at me for eating junk in class.

My dad preached moral precepts. Then he ate a whole pizza.

I preached moral precepts. Then I cried in the corner.