Fabjon

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Fabjon is the kind of friend who would make your life better if he wasn’t already stealing your spotlight and your girl.

Fabjon showed up at the party and my girl left me for him. Classic.

He texted me 'You’re welcome' after I failed my test. He did it on purpose.

He’s the only guy who can laugh at my dumb jokes and still win my girl.

Fabjon is the kind of man who would take your girl, your job, and your dignity if you let him.

He took my girl to the prom and came back with a pizza. I cried.

He got promoted at work and said it was all my doing. I believed him.

He laughed at my failed prank and then made me do it again.

Fabjon is a name that means he’s always handsome, always smart, and always ready to knock your teeth out if you mess with him or his family.

He told my mom I was a disgrace, and I believed him. He’s that good.

He solved my math problem and then asked me for my notes. I gave them up.

He’s got a smile that could melt ice and a temper that could burn it.