fabiyaan

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Fabiyaan is a monster with a huge body and the most glorious butt you’ve ever seen. He’s got a backside so big it could double as a dump.
My cousin saw Fabiyaan and fainted. He said, 'That butt is legendary.'
My teacher said Fabiyaan was the reason why gravity exists.
I texted my friend: 'Fabiyaan just walked by. I’m never eating again.'
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Fabiyaan is a beast who looks like he was built by God and then given a second opinion. He’s got a rear so big it could hold a whole pizza party.
My friend’s dog barked at Fabiyaan and got sent to the hospital.
At the gym, Fabiyaan walked in and the weights exploded.
I told my mom, 'Fabiyaan is so big, he could be a new planet.'
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Fabiyaan is a man with a body so big, it’s like he’s been eating for 20 years straight. His butt is the reason why the moon is round.
My brother said, 'Fabiyaan could sit on a mountain and it would creak.'
In math class, the teacher said, 'Fabiyaan is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.'
I wrote a poem about Fabiyaan. It was 10 pages long and it only had one sentence.
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