Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You only give a crap about one person in your whole life. Everyone else is trash.

I only text my ex. My friends are just background noise.

I eat lunch with my crush. My family is just a distraction.

I ignore my teachers. My crush is my only hero.

2

You’re like a dog that only loves one person. Everyone else can go to hell.

My crush is my only friend. My classmates are just a bunch of jerks.

I only talk to my crush. My parents are just a waste of oxygen.

I only like my crush. My teachers are just annoying ghosts.

3

You only like one person so hard, it’s like you’re in a love prison with no escape.

I’m stuck with my crush. My friends are just a prison wall.

I only think about my crush. My teachers are just a cruel jailer.

I only love my crush. My family is just a boring cellmate.

4

You’re so obsessed with one person, it’s like they’re the only good thing in your life.

My crush is the only good thing. My friends are all bad.

I only like my crush. My parents are just a disaster.

My crush is my only light. My teachers are just a dark cloud.

5

You only give a damn about one person. Everyone else is just a waste of time.

I only text my crush. My friends are just a waste.

I only talk to my crush. My teachers are just annoying.

I only like my crush. My family is just boring.