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A guy with long hair that’s always loose and thinks he’s hot stuff because of it.
My hair is wild and I know it.
I don’t tie it. Why? I’m fabulous.
You look at me. I know it.
Fabiolicious
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A man with long hair that’s never tied and gets off on people staring at him.
You stare? I know you’re into it.
My hair is free. My ego is even freer.
I walk in. You look. I smile.
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A dude with long hair that’s never tied and thinks everyone’s jealous of him.
I don’t tie my hair. Why? You’re envious.
I walk in. You look. I laugh.
My hair is free. My life is even freer.
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A guy with long hair that’s never tied and thinks he’s the main event.
I’m the star. You’re the audience.
My hair is loose. My confidence is tighter.
You look. I know. I win.
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A man with long hair that’s never tied and gets off on people being distracted by it.
You’re looking at my hair. I know you’re distracted.
I walk in. You look. I smirk.
My hair is loose. Your focus is tighter.