fabiola appreciation day

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yell at the sky that she's the best human ever and that the world should bow to her or else it'll get yelled at too

I told the clouds she was better than my mom and they started raining compliments

I screamed at the moon and it blushed

I told my dog she was perfect and he licked my face for 10 minutes straight

make her feel like she's the center of the universe even if she's just sitting there eating cereal

I told her she was the sun and the cereal was just orbiting her

I said her cereal was a metaphor for her greatness

I gave her a standing ovation for eating breakfast

tell her she's perfect and then throw a tantrum when she doesn't believe you

I told her she was flawless and then cried because she didn't take my compliments seriously

I said she was the best and then threw my cereal on the floor

I called her a goddess and then sulked in the corner