fabioesque-existential-romanticist

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a guy who talks like he’s deep and poetic just to flirt with girls and writes love letters so cheesy they make your teeth hurt
He sent her a love letter that said, 'You are my soulmate, my forever, my why I don’t eat breakfast.'
He told his friend, 'I’m not just in love with her, I’m in love with the idea of love.'
He wrote a poem about her eyes that was longer than a subway ride.
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a guy who’s part Fabio, part philosopher, part guy who cries at every movie and thinks his feelings are important
He posted on Instagram, 'Today I felt the pain of existence and it hit me like a love letter from my soul.'
He told his mom, 'I don’t just like her, I exist for her.'
He cried during a commercial for a pizza.
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a guy who’s all about being dramatic, writing love letters that sound like a bad poem, and thinking he’s the main character of his own sad story
He texted her, 'My life is a blank page, and you are the pen that writes my destiny.'
He wrote a love letter that was 12 paragraphs long and still didn’t make sense.
He told his dog, 'You are my best friend, my confidant, my forever.'
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