Fabio Lanzoni

My ex said he looked like Fabio Lanzoni. I said he looked like a wet sock.

I tried to text my crush. He replied with a photo of Fabio Lanzoni. I cried.

My mom said Fabio Lanzoni was the reason I was born. I believe her.

I asked my crush out. He said, 'I’d rather date Fabio Lanzoni.' I asked for a refund.

My teacher said Fabio Lanzoni was the reason I failed math. I believed her.

I got a tattoo of Fabio Lanzoni. My mom said I’d regret it. She was right.

I told my brother I was dating Fabio Lanzoni. He said, 'You’re lying. He’s too perfect.'

My dog saw a poster of Fabio Lanzoni. He started barking at it like it was a threat.

I tried to impress my crush by saying I knew Fabio Lanzoni. He said, 'You’re lying. He’s too perfect.'