fabio grosso

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A god among men. Italians name their kids after him because he’s the reason they still remember how to breathe. He’s like a pizza god with the stamina of a dolphin.

My uncle named his kid Fabio because he thinks he’ll be a football legend too.

My mom says he’s the only person who can make a pizza and a goal at the same time.

I tried to name my dog Fabio, but it just barked at me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The guy who scored the goal that made Germany cry. He’s the reason the World Cup was worth watching. If he had a beard, it would be made of gold.

I woke up at 3 a. m. to watch that goal. I still haven’t forgiven myself for sleeping through the rest of the game.

My cousin said he would’ve married Germany if he had a chance.

That goal was so good, it should’ve been a new sport.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The best diver in Italy, which is a miracle considering how bad most Italians are at swimming. Also, he can make a pizza that makes your soul happy.

My dad tried to make a pizza like Fabio, but it looked like a science experiment.

I took a diving lesson, and I fell in the pool like a baby.

He’s the only person who can make a pizza and a goal, and still have time to flirt with the ref.

by Slangipedia 4d ago