Fabio friday

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You're too lazy to work on Friday so you lie and say you're dying to go home

I told my boss I had a pimple on my face that was about to explode.

I said I had to go feed my pet goldfish before it starved to death.

I fake-vomited in front of my team and ran out.

You're so tired of working you make up wild stories to get out early

I told my boss I was being chased by a man in a chicken suit.

I said my mom was in the hospital and she had a chicken pox outbreak.

I claimed my dog had a PhD and needed to go to grad school.

You're too pooped to work so you tell the worst lies to leave early

I said I had to go save my grandma from a shark attack.

I told my boss I had to go rescue my brother from a giant spider.

I claimed I had to go fight a dragon in the parking lot.