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Fabio Day is a dumb holiday where people worship a fake Italian who has no idea what's going on. They take pictures of him and stick them everywhere like he's some kind of god.
My teacher put a Fabio poster on the ceiling. I now have to stare at his abs during math.
My mom wore a Fabio shirt to work. Her boss thought she was sick.
I drew Fabio on my lunch. My friend thinks he’s a superhero.