Fabio Capello

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Fabio Capello is an Italian football manager who got hired by England's squad to coach them. He speaks Italian so bad it sounds like a goat with a broken radio.
Fabio Capello tried to explain a strategy. It took 10 minutes and 3 confused players.
He said 'goal' like it was a curse. No one knows why.
He told a player to 'run fast' but then yelled at him for being slow.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabio Capello can't speak English. He talks like he's been stuck in a blender for 20 years.
He told Rooney to 'eat pizza' but then yelled at him for not being hungry.
He said 'pass the ball' but then cried when no one did.
He told Lampard to 'be brave' and then threw a shoe at him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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No player wants to buy Rosetta Stone for Fabio Capello. He's too cheap and too weird.
He tried to negotiate the price of Rosetta Stone. He offered a pizza in exchange.
He said the app was 'too loud' and 'too purple.'
He tried to use the app but then fell off a chair.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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After Fabio Capello finishes his nonsense speech, Frank Lampard takes over and tries to make sense of it all. Then the team goes out for beer and leaves Rooney behind because he's a pain.
Lampard tried to explain the game. Rooney just stared at him like he was a ghost.
They went for beer and left Rooney alone. He cried into a sandwich.
Rooney tried to follow them but got lost in the pub.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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