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When you get a hard-on from blowing your nose in someone's mouth

I told him I had a cold. He said he wanted to see it. I sneezed in his face. He got a hard-on.

She came over with a tissue. I thought it was a love note. It was a sneeze in my mouth.

He asked if I wanted to share my germs. I said sure. He sneezed in my mouth. I got a boner.

When you get turned on by sneezing in someone’s mouth like it’s a sexual act

He said he wanted to try something new. I said sure. He sneezed in my mouth. I said that was the best date ever.

She told me she liked spicy food. I sneezed in her mouth. She said that was spicier.

He came over with a cold. I thought it was a love note. He sneezed in my mouth. I thought it was a proposal.

Getting a boner from sneezing in someone’s mouth like it’s a dirty secret

She said she wanted to try something new. I sneezed in her mouth. She said that was the best thing she ever did.

He came over with a cold. I sneezed in his mouth. He said that was the best cold he ever had.

I told her I had a cold. She said she wanted to catch it. I sneezed in her mouth. She got a boner.