Fabibi

I walked into the mall and saw him wearing socks with flip flops. I knew he was a Fabibi.

He tried to impress me with his sock game. It was like watching a toddler draw.

My cousin said he's a Fabibi because he wears socks with flip flops at the beach.

He showed up to the party in socks with flip flops. I asked him why. He said it's the height of fashion.

My teacher called him a Fabibi because he wore socks with flip flops every day.

He told me he's a Fabibi. I said I'm a human.

He wore socks with flip flops during the zombie apocalypse. I don’t know why.

He said he would die before he stopped wearing socks with flip flops.

He got in a fight with a guy who wore shoes. He said he was a Fabibi.