fabiare

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Live like a king without lifting a finger. Yells at people for doing shit but never does anything himself. A lazy fraud who’s never had a real job.

Fabiare: "You’re all failures!" while sitting on his couch eating chips.

Fabiare gets mad when someone points out he’s never worked a day in his life.

Fabiare talks about how hard life is but never shows up to work.

Lie and steal money from people around them, hoping they’ll never find out. Especially in Colombia, where they think they’re slick.

Fabiare says he’s going to buy lunch but spends it on a new phone.

Fabiare takes cash from his friend and acts like he’s doing them a favor.

Fabiare borrows money and says he’ll pay it back… next year.

A smooth guy who’s nice but also a bit of a flirt. He loves showing off to girls and guys, like he’s the main attraction.

Fabiare winks at every girl in the room and calls them all "beautiful."

Fabiare flirts with both his girlfriend and his best friend at the same time.

Fabiare brags about his dating life like he’s got a trophy for every girl he’s ever dated.