Fabiano

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A hot guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. Girls drool over him, but he only gives his attention to the ones who are actually cool enough to deserve it.
My ex is Fabiano. He dumped me for a barista who could make a latte with one hand and a soufflé with the other.
At the gym, he looked at me like I was a side dish and not the main course.
He got rejected by 12 girls in one day and still didn't care.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who’s always thinking about sex. He’ll hit on anyone, whether it’s a girl, a guy, or a grandma who just wants a nap.
He tried to flirt with my grandma and called her ‘my type’.
He hit on my teacher during class and got detention.
He asked my dog if it wanted to ‘do the horizontal boogie’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sandwich made with cold meat sauce and a soft roll. It’s the lunch of kings, or at least the catering staff in Knoxville.
I ate a Fabiano for lunch and it was better than my ex.
The kitchen called it the ‘god-tier’ sandwich.
I brought one to work and my coworkers fought over the last bite.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone gets caught having sex with their partner’s grandma and can’t stop cumming.
He got caught by his brother and his brother’s dog.
His grandma’s husband walked in and said, ‘That’s my wife.’
He was so busy cumming he didn’t even notice his partner’s face was red.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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