Fabianism

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A bunch of posers who think they’re smart and try to fix everything with boring ideas that sound fancy but are total garbage.

My economics teacher said Fabianism is like trying to fix a broken toaster with a dictionary.

I asked my brother what Fabianism was and he said it’s like being rich but pretending you’re not.

My mom thinks Fabianism is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t want to work.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

GAY and MADE UP and..... just plain fabianish and oh yeah it SUCKS MEGAMANS BALLS, and we all love its creator, you guessed it FABIAN aka LAWRENCE

Fabianism is the reason I failed math and still don’t get why it’s even a thing.

I tried to explain Fabianism to my dog and he just barked and ran away.

Fabianism is like a bad pizza that you know is bad but you still eat it because you’re too lazy to cook.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabian is the kind of person who will go out of his way to make you feel loved, wanted, and included. If you’re sulking in a corner, he will make it a priority to seek you out.

Fabian sat next to me in the lunchroom and asked me if I wanted to eat with him even though I was eating my 10th sandwich.

I was crying in the hallway and Fabian walked up and said, ‘You okay? I can be your friend if you want.’

Fabian gave me a hug when I failed my math test and said, ‘You’re still cool, I promise.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A desperate attempt to get a hit out of a cached bowl.

I tried to get a hit out of a cached bowl and it tasted like old socks.

My friend tried to do a cached hit and ended up coughing up a hairball.

A cached hit is like a hit that’s been sitting in a bowl for so long it’s basically a different substance.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He is the most amazing guy I know. He always finds a way to make u smile even when you don't want to.

Fabian walked into the room and I automatically smiled even though I was mad at my mom.

I was sitting in class and Fabian said, ‘Hey, you look like you’re having a bad day,’ and I instantly felt better.

Even when Fabian is being annoying, he still makes me laugh.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabian is one of the most indescribable people ever. He is the best friend and has a deep voice. Swears a lot. Has very strong opinions. Will destroy you in an argument.

Fabian and I had a 30-minute argument about whether pizza is better than burgers and I still don’t know who won.

Fabian’s voice is so deep it sounds like it came out of a volcano.

He once cursed at me for 10 minutes straight and I still don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUY WITH BIG PENIS YEAH!!

I asked Fabian if he was a guy and he said, ‘Yeah, but I’m also a guy with a big penis.’

Fabian walks into a room and everyone stares because he looks like he just walked out of a magazine.

I told my friend Fabian has a big penis and now he won’t stop teasing me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago