Fabianed

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Getting tricked out of your cash like a sucker. The person who does this is a Fabian, and they’re cheap as hell.
I paid $20 for a pizza and got a slice. Fabianed.
He sold me a phone that didn’t work. Total Fabian.
I gave him $50 and got a $20 bill back. Classic Fabian.
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Fabian is a smooth talker who will come up to you and say you’re the best. But don’t trust him, he’s got secrets and he’s full of s**t.
He came up to me in class and said I was his favorite. Total Fabian move.
He told me his life story and it was all lies. Fabian.
He said I was his best friend. Then he stole my lunch money. Fabian.
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A wild shot from a bowl that’s been used before. It’s like a mix of old s**t and new weed. It’s risky, but it’s worth it if it hits.
I took a Fabianed hit and it knocked me out. Best move ever.
That cached hit was a disaster. Fabianed.
He took a Fabianed hit and started crying. Classic.
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Fabian is the guy who will make you laugh even when you’re mad. He’s handsome, flirty, and can get any girl he wants. Just don’t try to beat him in an argument.
He made me laugh even though I was mad at him. Fabian.
He flirted with my crush and I got jealous. Fabian.
He said I was his favorite. Then he told my crush I was cute. Fabian.
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Fabian is a loud, opinionated guy who will argue with you until you’re tired. He’s got a deep voice and he won’t back down.
He argued with me for 10 minutes. Fabian.
He said I was wrong and I had to prove it. Fabian.
He talked so loud I had to shut my ears. Fabian.
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Fabian is a total looker. Big muscles, big cock, and a big head to match. He’s the kind of guy who can make you swoon.
He’s got a huge cock and a huge head. Fabian.
He’s so handsome I got a crush. Fabian.
He’s the kind of guy who can make you swoon. Fabian.
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Fabian is the guy who will be your best friend, but if you mess with him, he’ll make your life a nightmare.
He was my best friend until I laughed at his joke. Fabian.
He threatened me if I didn’t give him my lunch money. Fabian.
He said he’d never talk to me again. Fabian.
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