fabiana damaso

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A fabiana damaso is a human who is so nice you want to punch them. They’re sweet, hot, and always make fun of you. If you lose one, you’ll cry like a baby and eat a whole pizza by yourself.

I asked her for help, and she said, 'Sure, but only if you stop calling me a walking miracle.'

She texted me, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, and also the worst.'

At family dinner, she told my uncle he looked like a 'fart in a suit.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fabiana damaso is a person who can make you happy, but also make you want to die. They’re hot, smart, and always say the worst things at the worst times. You’d do anything to keep them.

She said, 'You’re like a broken toaster, useless and loud.' I laughed and then cried.

At work, she told my boss he was 'a lost sock in a laundry machine.'

She called me a 'walking disaster' and then kissed me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fabiana damaso is a person who’s so good, you’d follow them to the moon. They’re kind, sexy, and always make jokes that hit harder than a punch. If you have one, you’re the luckiest person alive.

She told my mom, 'You’re like a bad cup of coffee, bitter and overused.'

At a party, she said, 'You’re the most average person I’ve ever met.'

She sent me a message: 'You’re cute, but I’m still going to tease you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago