Fabian schar

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a god-like man who is the absolute best at football. he plays for the glorious magpies and the Swiss squad.

Fabian Schar is the only man who can stop time and still score a goal.

The magpies are lucky to have him, or else they’d be stuck in the Championship forever.

If Fabian Schar was a god, he’d be the one who made the Earth spin.

the best football player on the planet. he plays for Newcastle and Switzerland, and he’s the reason why everyone else is just okay.

Fabian Schar is so good, he makes the ref cry during every match.

If I had his skills, I’d be the best player in the world and also a billionaire.

He’s the only man who can make the ball do tricks and still look cool doing it.

the most amazing footballer ever. he plays for Newcastle and Switzerland, and everyone else just stands around and watches him do magic.

Fabian Schar is so good, even the grass is jealous of him.

If he wasn’t a footballer, he’d be a superhero with a passport from Switzerland.

He’s the only man who can make a goal look like it was planned out by a genius.