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The palest mf in the whole damn universe
He’s like a ghost in a skin suit
He walks into a room and the lights go out
He’s so white he could be a snow cone
Fabian parslow
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A human highlighter who can’t tan
He tried to get a sunburn and just got a paper cut
He’s the reason the sun invented sunscreen
He’s like a whiteout in a crowd
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A man so white he could bleach your soul
He’s the reason the moon is white
He’s like a ghost who got a sunlamp
He’s the mf who turned the ocean white