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A huge, lying pile of garbage who can't keep their story straight
He said he was sick, then showed up at the party with a burger.
He promised to help me, then texted me 10 times to complain about my problems.
He called me a fool, then asked me for advice.
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A walking disaster who can't decide what they want
He wanted pizza, then said he hated pizza, then asked for pizza again.
He started a fight, then ran away, then came back to yell at me.
He said he was cool, then cried when I laughed at him.
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3
A brainless, loudmouth who talks too much and says nothing useful
He talked for 20 minutes about his dog, then said he didn't know what the question was.
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then asked me what I wanted.
He said he was smart, then asked me to explain math to him.
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4
A total mess who can't make up their mind and always ruin everything
He said he was going to the store, then came back with a pizza and cried.
He wanted to be friends, then blocked me, then asked me to unfriend him.
He said he was going to win, then lost, then blamed me for his loss.
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5
A useless, loud, hot mess who can't handle anything
He screamed at me for 10 minutes, then cried when I laughed at him.
He said he was cool, then asked me for help with his homework.
He wanted to be a hero, then ran away when he saw a spider.
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A brain-dead, talking trash can who can't keep their story straight
He said he was going to the store, then came back with a pizza and cried.
He promised to help me, then texted me 10 times to complain about my problems.
He called me a fool, then asked me for advice.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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