Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Music so good it can make you cry, laugh, and wish you were dead all at the same time

I heard Fabi-Beats and immediately texted my ex

My dog started dancing when I played Fabi-Beats

I cried so hard I got a free tampon from the store

2

Beats that punch you in the face and then offer you a sandwich

Fabi-Beats hit me like my mom when she found out I failed math

I listened to Fabi-Beats and forgot my own name

My neighbor started a fight over who had the best Fabi-Beats

3

Songs so catchy they stick to your brain like gum and make you yell at strangers

I was walking down the street and yelled 'I love you' to a pizza guy because of Fabi-Beats

My mom started singing Fabi-Beats in the grocery store

I got kicked out of class for dancing to Fabi-Beats

4

Music that can make you feel like a king, a fool, and a ghost all in one day

I felt like a king until I realized I was still in my pajamas

I tried to explain Fabi-Beats to my dog, and he just stared at me

I cried, laughed, and then threw a chair because of Fabi-Beats

5

Beats that are so good they make you forget your own problems and start new ones

I forgot my math test because of Fabi-Beats

I started a fight with my brother over who had the better beat

I quit my job just to listen to Fabi-Beats all day

6

Songs that can turn your brain into a blender and make you want to scream

I was so messed up from Fabi-Beats I couldn’t think straight

I texted my teacher 'I can’t do this' because of Fabi-Beats

I started singing Fabi-Beats in the shower and got kicked out