fabese

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So fat you could die from being fat. Like a human meatball.

My uncle is fabese. He eats pizza for breakfast and still fits into his pants.

My dog is fabese. He’s bigger than me and he doesn’t even exercise.

My teacher said I’m fabese. I think she just hates me.

You're so fat you're like a mountain of donuts. And you're still hungry.

My cousin is fabese. He eats a whole cake for lunch and still asks for ice cream.

My neighbor is fabese. Her dog is thinner than her.

My friend is fabese. He tried to fit into a airplane seat and it broke.

So fat you're like a burger. You're messy and you're loud.

My brother is fabese. He eats so much he explodes sometimes.

My mom is fabese. She can’t fit into her car and she still drives.

My dad is fabese. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still wants more.