fabes

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A man who's got biceps like meatballs, runs faster than your mom on a Monday, and looks like he just stepped out of a magazine. Basically, he's the package.
'That guy is a fabe, he flexes more than my uncle at a family reunion.'
'He's a fabe, I’d follow him anywhere, even to the mall.'
'He's a fabe, and he’s got a six-pack that could beat up a wrestler.'
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A woman who's smart enough to solve calculus in her head and loves big stuff. She also knows how to play with Pervatrons like they're her best friends.
'She's a fabe, and she can solve math problems faster than my brother can eat a pizza.'
'She’s a fabe, and she's got more brains than my science teacher.'
'She's a fabe, and she's got a body that makes boys blush.'
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A lie told with the intention of making someone feel like a doormat. It’s like a fairy tale, but with more swearing and less magic.
'He told me a fabe, and now I think I'm the worst person ever.'
'That was a total fabe, and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.'
'She told me a fabe, and now I think my dog is a wizard.'
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Your favorite hot person. Like, the kind of person who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do somersaults.
'She’s my fabe, and I’ve been in love with her since third grade.'
'That’s my fabe, and I’d follow her anywhere, even to the grocery store.'
'She’s my fabe, and she's the reason I skipped breakfast.'
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A nickname that's been passed down through generations, like a family secret. It's so good it can calm a person down or make them lose their mind.
'He’s a fabe, and that nickname is like a magic spell.'
'They called him a fabe, and he felt like a king.'
'He’s a fabe, and that nickname can make you laugh or cry.'
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A guy who tries to be Gabe Saporta. He wears purple hoodies like they're his second skin and probably thinks he's a rock star.
'He’s a fabe, and he wears that purple hoodie like it’s a badge of honor.'
'He’s a fabe, and he thinks he’s in a band.'
'He’s a fabe, and he’s got that ‘I’m famous’ vibe.'
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A person so fat they could probably eat a whole pizza by themselves and still have room for dessert. Like Jabba the Hutt, but with more snacks.
'He’s a fabe, and he eats more than my dog.'
'She’s a fabe, and she could probably eat my entire fridge.'
'He’s a fabe, and he could probably beat up a wrestler with just a hug.'
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