fabern

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A dude who lives in the frozen mud pits. He’s usually a fag, and back in the old days, he was called the Bigfoot’s ugly sister.

My cousin is a total fabern. He lives in a tent and cries every time it rains.

That guy who shat on my porch is a fabern. I know it because he’s got a beard like a goat.

My teacher said I’m a fabern because I eat pizza for breakfast and cry at rom-coms.

A guy who lives in the cold, soggy woods. He’s got a history of being a queer and was once called Bigfoot’s dirty mistress.

My neighbor’s a fabern. He wears a parka and eats soup for dinner every day.

My friend’s a fabern. He’s got a beard so long, it looks like a dog’s tail.

My uncle is a fabern. He howls at the moon and eats dirt for fun.

A man who lives in the wet, freezing north. He’s got a history of being a faggot and used to be called Bigfoot’s smelly cousin.

My brother’s a fabern. He eats cereal for dinner and cries when he’s sad.

That guy who howled at me in the woods is a fabern. He probably eats trees for breakfast.

My dad says I’m a fabern because I sit in the mud and eat worms for lunch.