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A fake good girl who thinks she's hot stuff. She flirts with old guys and makes you lose sleep because she's beautiful and smarts your pants off. She’s also a giant tickle monster.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the couch.
She texted me at 2 AM saying, 'I miss you, you dummy.'
She tickled me until I peed my pants.
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A human who eats weed like it’s going out of style. They live in a cloud of smoke and stink like a wet sock.
He came to class high and drew a goat on the board.
He asked me if I wanted to smoke during lunch.
He passed out during math because he ate too much weed.
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A person with a gay, giant butt that makes you question your life choices. You can’t even look at it without getting distracted.
He sat down and the whole class gasped.
He showed off his butt in the mirror and laughed at himself.
He told me his butt was 'the bomb' and I didn’t know what to say.
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A crybaby who gets angry at you for no reason. They whine like a toddler and throw tantrums in the middle of the day.
He cried when I said his joke was bad.
He got mad at me for not giving him extra credit.
He threw a fit when I called him a crybaby.
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A human who plays video games all day, quotes stupid shows, and acts like they're the smartest person in the room. They get eaten by bullies and hang out with the weirdos.
He said, 'I am the chosen one!' during a game.
He quoted Family Guy in math class and got detention.
He got bullied by Darrilynn and cried like a baby.
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A skin color that looks like you're mixed but you're not. It's just a weird shade that makes you stand out.
She said, 'I'm not mixed, but I look like I am.'
He got picked on for his weird skin tone.
They called him 'the weird kid' because of his skin.
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The act of being a total brainless idiot. You do dumb things and say stupid stuff.
He said, 'I'm the smartest person in the room!' and then fell over.
He did a dumb thing and got laughed at.
He said, 'I am not dumb!' and then ate a whole pizza.
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