FABENTPRENER

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A FABENTPRENER is a smug, self-obsessed genius who thinks they're the only one who can make the free market look like a clown at a bar fight.

I'm a FABENTPRENER, and I just made the stock market cry.

This guy claims to be a FABENTPRENER, but he can't even balance his own checkbook.

She's a FABENTPRENER who thinks she invented money.

A FABENTPRENER is a guy who thinks he's Einstein, but he's just a guy who got a free lunch and a big head.

He’s a FABENTPRENER who claims he can predict the future, but he missed the pizza delivery.

My uncle is a FABENTPRENER, and he still thinks he’s the boss of the grocery store.

That FABENTPRENER tried to buy the moon with a credit card.

A FABENTPRENER is a loudmouth who thinks he’s a genius just because he knows how to swipe left on a dating app and a stock market chart.

He’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks he’s the next Warren Buffett, but he can’t even find his wallet.

That FABENTPRENER tried to negotiate with a vending machine.

She’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks she invented the internet.

A FABENTPRENER is a guy who thinks he’s making the free market better, but all he’s doing is making it look like a toddler’s tantrum.

This FABENTPRENER tried to start a revolution with a coffee and a spreadsheet.

He’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks he’s the king of the stock market, but he still owes rent.

That FABENTPRENER tried to trade his soul for a better stock price.

A FABENTPRENER is a genius who thinks they're the only one who can make the free market look like it’s having a midlife crisis.

He’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks he’s the only one who can make money from a bag of chips.

That FABENTPRENER tried to buy the whole world with a credit card and a calculator.

She’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks she invented the internet, and she’s still arguing about it.

A FABENTPRENER is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can make the free market look like it just got dumped by the entire economy.

He’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks he’s the next Bill Gates, but he still uses a flip phone.

That FABENTPRENER tried to negotiate with a vending machine and lost.

She’s a FABENTPRENER who thinks she’s the queen of the stock market, but she still owes her mom money.