Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goddamn pit of a town right next to the Mexican border. It’s like the worst version of a dump.

Man I live in Fabens, it’s like a dump with a dirt road and no internet.

My cousin moved to Fabens and now he talks like a cholo.

Fabens is so bad, even the dogs leave.

2

Fabens is like Chuck E Cheese but with more idiots, more drugs, and more people who think they're gangsters.

Fabens is full of cholas and cholos who think they’re in a movie.

I went to Fabens once and came back with a headache and a disease.

Fabens is like a tiny version of hell.

3

Fabens High is where teachers flirt with students and everyone thinks they’re tough gangsters.

Fabens High is where the teachers date the students and no one cares.

The kids in Fabens think they’re sicarios but they can’t even spell it right.

Fabens High is worse than Tornillo, but no one wants to admit it.

4

Fabens is full of stupid kids who think they’re the best but they’re not. They get pregnant like it’s their job.

Fabens kids think they’re the best but they get pregnant faster than anyone.

They think they’re better than Tornillo but they’re not even close.

The kids in Fabens are so dumb, they don’t even know they’re the first to get preggers.

5

Tornillo kids kick Fabens’ ass every time. Fabens kids think they’re cool but they’re just dumb bitches.

Tornillo kids laugh at Fabens like they’re the worst.

Fabens kids think they’re better but Tornillo kicks their ass.

Tornillo kids say Fabens sucks and they’re not wrong.

6

Fabens is sexy, motherfucker. He can handle these stupid kids and their dumbass drama.

Fabens is the sexy one, and he’s not even mad at these dumb kids.

Fabens looks good and can handle these f***ing bitches.

He’s the sexy motherf***er who can take these dumb kids and their dumb ass.