Fabelmans effect

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A dirty little secret that every Spielberg movie has. It's like he peed on his own movies and then made them famous. After watching The Fabelmans, you'll never look at Jaws the same way again.

I thought Jaws was just a shark. Now I think it's a metaphor for my childhood trauma.

After watching The Fabelmans, I looked at E. T. and thought, 'That's just a sad kid who got high and left Earth.'

I started crying during The Fabelmans and then I cried during every Spielberg movie because I was too lazy to stop.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The reason why every Spielberg movie feels like a diary entry. He's just telling his life story and calling it a movie. Once you see The Fabelmans, you'll start seeing his face in every movie like a creepy stalker.

I watched The Fabelmans and then I saw Indiana Jones and thought, 'That's just Spielberg wearing a hat and yelling at horses.'

After The Fabelmans, I watched Schindler's List and thought, 'That's just Spielberg's mom crying in a room.'

Now I see his face in every movie like he's watching me and judging my life choices.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The dirty trick Spielberg plays on everyone. He hides his real life in every movie like a cockroach in a sandwich. Once you know The Fabelmans, you'll realize he's just a guy who made movies and got rich.

I watched The Fabelmans and then I looked at Jurassic Park and thought, 'That's just a rich guy's revenge on the 80s.'

After seeing The Fabelmans, I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and thought, 'That's just a guy who got a little bit rich and forgot how to be normal.'

Now I see The Fabelmans in every movie like it's a hidden message from a man who never learned how to be poor.

by Slangipedia 13d ago