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A person who yells so loud they think they're right, but everyone just rolls their eyes and keeps eating.
My cousin tried to explain why he failed math, but he just yelled at the teacher for 10 minutes. No one listened.
She kept shouting about her ex like he was in the room, but he was already gone.
He tried to prove he was better than me at video games, but I beat him and he just sat there, silent.
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A person who acts like they're the king of the world, but everyone just thinks they're a fool.
He tried to tell the whole class he was the best at chess, but he lost to a kid in third grade.
She said she could beat anyone at piano, but she couldn't even play the first note right.
He tried to argue with the principal, but the principal just laughed and sent him back to class.
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A person who talks too much, but no one cares because they’re just wasting air.
He kept talking about his pet goldfish for 20 minutes, and no one even asked a question.
She tried to explain her whole life in one sentence, and it didn’t make sense.
He kept arguing with the waiter about the bill, but the waiter just walked away.
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A person who thinks they’re super smart, but they’re just making everyone else feel stupid.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a baby, and the baby just cried.
She kept telling everyone she could solve any problem, but she couldn’t even fix her own phone.
He tried to explain why he got a D in science, but he just kept talking about cats.
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A person who tries so hard to be important, but they just end up being a joke.
He tried to be the leader of the lunch table, but no one even looked at him.
She kept telling everyone she was the best at drawing, but her picture looked like a monster.
He tried to argue with the teacher about the test, but the teacher just gave him a zero.
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