Fabboon

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A person who's so confused they think the sky is green and the moon is made of mashed potatoes. They're like a baffoon but with more swearing and less sense.

'I thought the president was a robot. Now I think he's a fabboon.'

'Why is my dog wearing a hat? Is this a dream? I'm a fabboon.'

'I lost my phone, my keys, and my mind. I'm a full-time fabboon now.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabboon is the new word for sex. It's like a scam, but with more lovin’ and less cash. It’s when you’re so turned on you think you’re in a cartoon.

'We had the best fabboon ever. I think I forgot my name.'

'He said it was a fabboon. I thought it was a robbery.'

'I asked for a pizza. I got a fabboon. Life is unfair.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fab = fabulous. Boon = something to be thankful for. So, fabboon = you're fabulous and you should be thankful for everything, even your bad decisions.

'I got a D on my math test. But I'm a fabboon.'

'My dog stole my sandwich. I'm still a fabboon.'

'I ate three pies for breakfast. I'm a full-time fabboon.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago