fabbeluga

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A super fat white dude who might have the last name Fabbeluga and acts like a beluga whale in a seafood buffet
My cousin is a fabbeluga. He eats a whole pizza by himself and then cries.
At the buffet, the fabbeluga took six rolls and a whole plate of shrimp.
My teacher called me a fabbeluga because I ate the whole class snack.
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A white person so fat they look like a beluga whale and probably have a name like Fabbeluga
That guy at the gym is a fabbeluga. He lifts weights like they’re made of bread.
My mom’s friend is a fabbeluga. She eats a whole cake for breakfast.
The guy on the bus is a fabbeluga. He smells like pizza and regret.
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A white person so fat they look like a beluga whale and might even be named Fabbeluga
My uncle is a fabbeluga. He can’t fit into his car and has to ride a bike.
The man at the mall is a fabbeluga. He bought ten shirts and still looked sad.
My neighbor is a fabbeluga. He eats so much he probably has a second stomach.
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A white person so fat they look like a beluga whale and might have the last name Fabbeluga
My friend’s dad is a fabbeluga. He eats a whole pizza and then eats the crusts too.
The guy at the party is a fabbeluga. He danced like he was trying to lose weight.
My brother is a fabbeluga. He eats so much he might burst.
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A white person who is so fat they look like a beluga whale and might even be named Fabbeluga
My teacher’s brother is a fabbeluga. He eats so much he looks like a balloon.
The guy in the restaurant is a fabbeluga. He ordered six meals and still looked hungry.
My dad is a fabbeluga. He eats like a monster and then takes a nap.
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A white person so fat they look like a beluga whale and might have that last name
My cousin’s friend is a fabbeluga. He eats a whole cake and then eats the plate.
The guy at the park is a fabbeluga. He sat on a bench and it broke.
My neighbor’s dog is a fabbeluga. It eats so much it looks like a balloon.
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