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A twig with a turbocharged gut who claims he built his abs in the gym, but really he just doesn’t eat and has a metabolism that could burn a donut to ash.
'Bro, I lift weights for fun, not because I’m fat.', Fabbe at the gym
'He’s like a noodle, but with abs.', His mom
'I eat a whole pizza and still look like a model.', Fabbe after a party
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A four-eyed freak with a brain so tiny it can’t even think straight, and it’s the size of a tiny nut.
'He looks like a mad scientist from a bad movie.', His classmate
'He has eyes like a raccoon and a brain like a pebble.', His teacher
'He could pass for a monster from a horror movie.', His dad
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The ultimate hot friend who’s so funny and beautiful she makes everyone else look like a sad potato, and she always says ‘Ayanna’ like it’s a secret code.
'She’s like a goddess with a sense of humor.', Her best friend
'She’s the reason I laugh at breakfast.', Her crush
'Ayanna is the name of her inner beauty.', Her therapist
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A log-chopping legend who’s so strong he could carry a tree like it’s a bag of chips, and every Fabbe is tough because of it.
'He’s stronger than a bear with a chainsaw.', His neighbor
'He could carry a mountain on his back.', His brother
'He’s like a tree in human form.', His coworkers
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The king of the streets who turns nothing into everything, and people follow him because he’s the type of person who can make a sandwich out of thin air.
'He’s the reason I have money in my pocket.', His follower
'He’s like a magician who also knows how to hustle.', His rival
'He’s the boss of the block.', His kids
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A dirty insult for a faggot who barks like a dog and won’t stop talking, and it’s usually said to people who act like they’re the loudest dog in the neighborhood.
'FABBE! You’re louder than my neighbor’s dog.', His friend
'He’s a faggot who barks all day.', His teacher
'He’s like a dog with a faggot brain.', His mom
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A phrase you say when you’re mad at a broke girl who’s always asking for money and never gives you anything in return.
'FABBE! You’re the worst broke girl I know.', His friend
'She’s broke and doesn’t even try.', His mom
'She’s like a beggar with no shame.', His crush
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