fabbatical

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a long break from being glued to Facebook, where you stop wasting your time on stupid posts from people you barely remember, just to actually do something useful or get some sleep.

I'm taking a fabbatical because my feed is full of my ex's cat's butt selfies.

My boss said I can take a fabbatical if I stop posting about my lunch.

I'm on a fabbatical because I finally got fed up with my cousin's 2014 vacation pics.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you finally snap out of your Facebook obsession and actually live your life, like a human being.

My fabbatical started when I unfollowed my mom's 800 relatives.

I took a fabbatical because I realized my feed is just a bunch of people's bad decisions.

I got a fabbatical because I stopped caring about my uncle's 10th wedding anniversary.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a long vacation from Facebook, where you stop looking at your friends' stupid posts and actually do something productive or just take a nap.

I started my fabbatical by blocking my ex and his 300 followers.

I took a fabbatical because my feed was just a bunch of people's bad food pics.

My fabbatical began when I quit commenting on my cousin's bad life choices.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you quit being a Facebook zombie and actually do something useful, like breathe or eat food that isn't just a picture.

I'm on a fabbatical because my feed is full of my aunt's 2009 vacation photos.

I took a fabbatical after my boss said I was posting too much about my sandwich.

My fabbatical started when I unfollowed my uncle's 12 pets.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a long break from Facebook, where you stop caring about your friends' stupid lives and actually do something real or get some rest.

I took a fabbatical because I got tired of my cousin's 100th birthday party posts.

My fabbatical began when I stopped looking at my friend's 500th post about their dog.

I'm on a fabbatical because I'm finally done with my uncle's 15th vacation.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you finally get off Facebook and stop caring about your friends' dumb lives, just to get some work done or actually rest for once.

I'm on a fabbatical because I blocked my cousin and her 200 friends.

My fabbatical started when I stopped looking at my uncle's 300th post about his dog.

I took a fabbatical because my boss said I was too busy posting about my coffee.

by Slangipedia 3d ago