Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I have no clue what you're talking about and I’m too lazy to ask

Fabavvel, why are we fighting? I don’t even know who we’re fighting.

Fabavvel, I don’t know what this is, but I’m not eating it.

Fabavvel, I’m not going to school today. I don’t know why.

2

I’m so lost I might as well be in a different universe

Fabavvel, I don’t know what this is. I think it’s a math test. I might be wrong.

Fabavvel, I think I just woke up in a different class. I have no idea what’s going on.

Fabavvel, I’m lost. I think I just got hit by a bus.

3

I’m so clueless I could be a ghost who doesn’t know it’s dead

Fabavvel, I don’t know what this is. I’m not even sure I’m alive.

Fabavvel, I think I’m a ghost. I have no idea what’s going on.

Fabavvel, I don’t know what I’m doing. I think I just floated away.

4

I have no idea, and I’m not even trying to pretend I do

Fabavvel, I don’t know. I’m not even going to lie.

Fabavvel, I have no idea. I’m not even going to think about it.

Fabavvel, I don’t know. I’m just going to say I don’t know.

5

I’m so lost I think I just got hit by a spaceship

Fabavvel, I don’t know what this is. I think it’s alien tech.

Fabavvel, I think I just got teleported to another planet.

Fabavvel, I have no idea. I think I just got hit by a spaceship.

6

I have no idea, and I’m not even going to care

Fabavvel, I don’t know. I don’t even care.

Fabavvel, I have no idea. I’m just going to ignore it.

Fabavvel, I don’t know what this is. I’m not going to bother.