FaBate

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A stupid fight on Facebook where people argue about random stuff just to feel important and show off how smart they are.

'You think climate change is fake? I’ve got a degree in fake stuff!'

'My cousin’s dog is better than your ex's cat.'

'You can’t even spell ‘important’ correctly!'

When people waste their time typing angry messages about stuff no one cares about, just to feel like they won.

'You think the president is a liar? I’ve got proof he’s a liar in my mom’s Facebook feed.'

'Your opinion is wrong, and I’m not even trying.'

'You’re like a broken toaster, still hot, but not useful.'

A bunch of people arguing online like they’re in a real debate, but it’s just people being loud and dumb for no reason.

'I bet your dog can’t beat my grandma’s cat in a race!'

'You’re so wrong it’s like you failed math.'

'If you don’t shut up, I’ll report you to the internet police.'

When people on Facebook argue about everything from politics to pizza toppings, but nobody actually wins, just everyone gets annoyed.

'Your pizza has too many toppings, it’s like a disaster on a plate!'

'You can’t even agree on the color of the sky!'

'This debate is worse than my math test.'

A pointless Facebook thread where people argue like they’re in a courtroom, but the only verdict is everyone is tired.

'You’re guilty of being wrong, and I have proof!'

'I’m not tired, I’m just mentally strong.'

'This thread is longer than my list of problems.'