fabarooni

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poor people's version of fancy pasta that smells like old socks and regret
My mom cooked fabarooni for dinner. It looked like something a raccoon would eat for breakfast.
My lunch was fabarooni. I had to eat it in the bathroom because it was that bad.
My cousin's fabarooni was so bad, the dog ran away.
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the saddest type of macaroni that only rich people would throw in the trash
I got fabarooni for my birthday. It was like getting a used sock as a gift.
My teacher brought fabarooni to class. The whole class started coughing.
I ate fabarooni and now I have a belly ache. I hate my life.
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ghetto pasta that tastes like sadness and secondhand clothes
I had to eat fabarooni for breakfast. I almost cried.
My brother ate fabarooni and now he's mad at me.
My friend's mom makes fabarooni. It's the worst thing ever.
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