fabaluos

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your hot as hell mom who still hits you with a broom
My mom is fabaluos and she just broke my phone
Fabaluos is my mom and she knows my secrets
My mom is fabaluos and she still uses that broom from 2003
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your mom who looks good enough to be a celebrity and still yells at you
My mom is fabaluos and she told the paparazzi about my bad grades
Fabaluos is my mom and she knows my favorite cereal
My mom is fabaluos and she still wears that stupid hat
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your mom who is so hot she makes your friends jealous and still gives you timeouts
My mom is fabaluos and my friends asked if she was my stepmom
Fabaluos is my mom and she gave me a timeout for eating cereal for dinner
My mom is fabaluos and she still uses that same old timeout chair
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