Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for when you shoot cum like it's a target at a gun show

He fabalooshed so hard, the wall got a free facial.

She turned the shower on and fabalooshed in the steam.

The dog saw the cum and started barking like it was a fire alarm.

2

When you let it all go in one big messy explosion

He fabalooshed in the middle of the grocery store and got chased by a security guard.

She fabalooshed during a Zoom call and her boss looked confused.

The kid fabalooshed in the school lunchroom and the cafeteria got a free cleanup.

3

The ultimate way to ruin a quiet moment with a loud, juicy splash

He fabalooshed during church and the priest looked like he was about to quit.

She fabalooshed in the library and got a fine.

The man fabalooshed on the airplane and the guy next to him asked for a tissue.

4

When you cum so hard, it's like you're trying to launch a rocket

He fabalooshed so hard, the bed shook like it was an earthquake.

She fabalooshed in the car and the driver got pulled over.

The kid fabalooshed in the bathtub and the water turned into a lava flow.

5

The dirty deed you do when you're too lazy to clean up

He fabalooshed on the couch and now it's a cum couch.

She fabalooshed on the floor and got a carpet cleaning bill.

The man fabalooshed in the office and the boss got a surprise.