Fabain

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Fabian is so in love with his girlfriend he’d probably marry her if she asked him to while he was peeing.

He texted her a photo of his socks and said, 'These are my love language.'

He cried when she left for a weekend trip. He cried harder when he realized he had no idea where she was going.

He told his mom, 'I’m not going to the party unless she goes with me.'

Fabian’s girlfriend is the only thing that keeps him from getting a tattoo of the word 'dumb' on his forehead.

He asked her out on a date, then immediately asked her if she wanted to go to the same restaurant again the next day.

He sent her 12 texts in 10 minutes just to say, 'I miss you.'

He said, 'If I had to live without you, I’d probably die.' Then he immediately said, 'But not today.'

Fabian would do anything for his girlfriend, even if it meant eating three hot dogs in one sitting.

He told her, 'I’d move to the moon for you.' Then he said, 'But I’d probably bring a hot dog with me.'

He asked her to text him every time she blinked. She did it for 10 minutes. He cried.

He showed up at her school wearing a shirt that said, 'I love my girlfriend and I’m not afraid to say it.'