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The way a drunk whore sways like a broken fence post when she stumbles out of a bar after chugging three beers.

She walked like a drunk cow trying to find the barn.

He texted her: 'You look like a turtle on a trampoline.'

She tripped over a curb and screamed like a banshee.

The wobbly dance of a tramp who just got hit by a bottle of cheap wine.

She did the twist like she was trying to break free from a jail cell.

Her friend said, 'You look like a drunk flamingo.'

She fell into a puddle and yelled, 'This is the worst day ever!'

The messy shuffle of a drunk tart who thinks she's doing the can-can and is actually just falling over.

She tried to dance and ended up faceplanting into a wall.

Her boyfriend texted: 'You look like a drunk kangaroo.'

She spilled a whole drink on a guy and said, 'This is your fault!'