Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when something is so broken it looks like it was hit by a truck and then set on fire

My math test looked like a raccoon threw up on it.

The Wi-Fi was so bad, it felt like my phone was being tortured.

My mom’s hair looked like a tornado hit her head.

2

a state of confusion so deep you might need a ladder to climb out of it

I was so confused I thought my teacher was speaking Spanish.

My dog ran away and I thought I had lost my best friend.

I tried to cook breakfast and ended up burning the house down.

3

when everything goes wrong at the same time, like your pants fell down and your lunch was stolen

I spilled my juice, my pencil broke, and my dog ate my homework.

My shoes got stuck in the door, my phone died, and I forgot my backpack.

My alarm didn’t go off, I missed the bus, and my math test was on fire.

4

when you are so lost you might need a map, a compass, and a fortune teller

I got lost on the way to school and ended up in the park.

I tried to find my car in the mall parking lot and got stuck in the food court.

I was so lost I asked a chicken for directions.

5

when everything is so bad it feels like your life is in a horror movie

My day was so bad I thought I was in a horror movie.

I got a D on my test, my dog ran away, and my lunch was stolen.

I fell out of my chair, my phone died, and my math teacher yelled at me.