FabAbs

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A person who has abs so strong they could bench-press a goat and still laugh in your face. It’s like being a badass, but with more six-packs and less mercy.
My gym buddy is a FabAbs. He did 100 push-ups and still made me do burpees.
She came into the gym and flexed. I almost peed my pants.
My dog tried to bite me. My FabAbs side-eye made him run away.
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A FabAbs is someone who has abs so tight you could fit a cheeseburger in there and it would still be a snack. They’re basically a human billboard for gym success.
He showed off his abs. I asked if he was a meatloaf. He said, 'I’m a FabAbs.'
My neighbor’s abs are so good, they got their own Instagram. It’s called @FabAbsLife.
My mom called me a FabAbs. I told her I was just trying to look good for my ex.
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A FabAbs is someone who has abs so good they could be the main dish at a restaurant. They’re like a bad-ass with a six-pack and a side of disrespect.
My FabAbs cousin flexed at the party. Everyone got a free drink.
He said he was a FabAbs. I asked if that was a title. He said it was a lifestyle.
She showed her abs and called me a loser. I still didn’t back down.
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